November Horoscopes

Enjoy your horoscope with a dash of cinnamon or pumpkin pie spice to bring out the full flavor of Autumn. These horoscopes are created using a sign on the first house cusp, to get the full benefit, read for your Sun, Moon and Rising signs! As always, a general horoscope can’t take into account your personal angles, squares, oppositions, etc., always consult a professional astrologer for the most accurate details for your best livin’! Oh and always scroll to the bottom of the page because I often plant a discount code at the end. Let’s Go!

Scorpio/Rising: I saw the funniest Scorp meme the other day. On one side was a black eyeliner wearing goth boy saying “I am death and darkness…” and on the other was the ordinary looking Hannibal Lecter with a “that’s cute” caption underneath. The title was “the difference between Scorpio Suns and Scorpio Moons.” Can you guess which was which? Lilith continues her Scorp journey, at 18 degrees she is casting her witchy vibe in the Scorpio area of your chart.  The New Moon in Sagittarius on November 29th brings new insights around $, values and your esoteric resources, think spiritual upgrade. The Full Moon in Taurus November 14th in your partnership sector asks you to take a look at your romantic projections. Are you dark and deep while the world outside is coarse and shallow? Or are you vindictive as fuq and they’re too simple to know what’s what? Your theme song for November is Chelsea Wolfe’s Feral Love.

Sagittarius/Rising:  You miss Mars amirite? Though not a popular concept among astrologers, I’ve always found Saturn/Mars action icy hot! It’s the best kind of tension! Retro Neptune squaring your first house makes you the last of the Saturn/Neptune square metal tribe. Power down while you focus on meditating on your best self. Remember, you don’t have to respond to every incoming message, be picky about where you spend your attention. The Sag New Moon on Nov 29th brings a savory surge of energy you can use to search for the truest of truths. The Taurus Full Moon on the 14th helps you get your work admin deets clarified just in time to head for the glittery holiday hills. Mercury in your sign from the 13th renews your vigor and if you are not too crazy with it, you can set some inspirational fires and enjoy your favorite flavor of them all: Optimus.  Your November theme song is Ida Corr vs Fedde Le Grande Let Me Think About It.

Capricorn/Rising: Mars heads out into Aquarius on the 9th, slowing your roll considerably. You’re still in the middle of your Plutonian phase and on the 11th, Venus shimmies her way in, lending you some serious dark charisma, your every word will be glazed ganache. Neptune going direct on the 19th helps you get your head together and with Mercury in your soul sector, your arrows will all fly a little truer. The Taurus Full Moon on the 14th lights up your Fun Zone, it’s the perfect time to finesse a romance or creative project and put it on the front burner. It may be time to take things to the next level, even if it means you have to let go. Next! Later in the month, get your spiritual heat on as the New Moon in Sagittarius on the 29th serves up a fresh, optimistic new start in your endless quest for Truth. It will be as if you have delicious chocolate cake right in the center of your soul, the kind that beats chicken soup any day. Your November theme song is Rihanna’s Please Don’t Stop The Music.

Aquarius/Rising: Enthusiasm abounds as Mars enters Aquarius on the 9th. That feeling you’ve had of driving with the brake on is ovah, finally! Mercury hitting fiery Sagittarius helps your lift off, and as always you’re thinking thoughts that have never been thunk. Now that you’re able to move into some of the changes you’d been resisting, you can’t imagine whatever held you back.  Neptune going direct in your $ sector helps you get your money mojo back on track, and not a moment too soon. The Full Moon in Taurus on the 14th helps you say goodbye to family and or home front drama, bringing much needed relief. The New Moon in Sagittarius on the 29th lights up your social scene and you feel more inspired than you have in a long  time. Forward is the ONLY direction for you this month. Your November theme song is Laurie Anderson’s From The Air.

Pisces/Rising: Can we talk about boundaries for a minute? I’m all for improving your circumstances and bringing everyone up to speed, but at a certain point, it really does have to be every fish swimming for themselves. Mars in Aquarius is going to spice up your soul sector, keeping the flow going steady and strong. Venus brings inspiration and much needed grace to your friendships, just in time for the party season. Neptune direct on the 19th eases you back to life, back to reality. It’s uncomfortable at first, but once you get going you’ll find it a relief from the cloudy thinking of last summer. The Full Moon in Taurus on the 14th is the perfect time to complete any research or communication project, don’t delay and don’t try to remember–put it in your Google calendar right now!  The New Moon in Sagittarius on the 29th presents a new you to the world, you have a much needed chance to launch yourself out of that rut. Your November theme song is The Head and the Heart’s Library Magic.

Aries/Rising: We can talk about whatever you want, but all it’s all about Jupiter in your partnership sector. Whether for love or $, I know you’re only in it for the rush. Well here ya’ go sugar, your favorite flavor, Adrenaline. And it’s on the menu all month! Oh and the November 14th Full Moon in Taurus sees you tidy up that financial situation, things come to a final conclusion. Coincidently the New Moon on the 29th is a fresh opportunity to travel and study, maybe both? Neptune direct helps you deal with that weird shiite that kept coming up out of your subconscious, that kind of thing isn’t your jam and don’t  worry, it’s over. November is less about reflection and more about opportunity and optimism, and frankly, it’s about time. Your November theme song is from Juicy J, Wiz Khalifa, Ty Dolla $ign, Shell Shocked ft. Kill The Noise & Madsonik.

Taurus/Rising:  The Universe continues to urge you to be attentive to whatever inspires you creatively, think inspiration rather than routine. Your day to day is on the upswing too. You’re definitely feeling yourself. The Full Moon in Taurus November 14th helps you put the kibosh on anything or anyone holding you back. You’re a bull bb, don’t let ’em forget it. Most intriguing is the New Moon in Sagittarius on the 29th in your house of soul secrets, answer that door/call/email/text! We don’t get lots of chances like these, make sure you make your wishes count. Your friend zone becomes a less murky place with Neptune direct, you’ll know who your friends are, avoid all qi zapping psi vamps. Mars in Aquarius can make you a Boss, or make you a challenge for your Boss. Make sure you do your own Mars, lest someone do it for you. Your November theme song is The Lonely Island’s Like A Boss (ft. Seth Rogan)–uncensored version.

Gemini/Rising:  You are coming to the end of a personal evolutionary cycle, look for completion with the November 14th Full Moon in Taurus. The New Moon in Sagittarius on the 29th keeps it real, make sure you are practicing rigorous honesty in all dealings with partners at work and in any love games you’re playing. With Mercury in the mix, you’ll be thinking and talking more with your committed peeps so be doubly sure. Devoted partnerships are the theme of your November, be true to yourself and your ideals. All your personalities have something to gain or lose depending on your integrity quotient. Though you are often content to simply be a relationship tourist, this time, it’s serious. At your best, you’re an acrobat, which will serve you perfectly for the twists and turns of November. You’ve changed Gemini, now own it. Your November theme song is Morrissey’s November Spawned a Monster.

Cancer/Rising:  The sound you hear is your alarm going off. You’ve been dreaming and now it’s time to wakey wakey. Pisces direct in your soul sector wants to send you healing vibes, but the urge is always to duck and cover. What if I told you that this time you could use your powers to stare directly into Reality without blinking? That crabby tendency to cling to the familiar, the safe (even when it’s not safe), is a double edged sword. Comfort can be a trap too. You’ve outgrown your shell, it’s time to go. The Jupiter-Pluto square increases pressure, remember, you don’t need to change anyone else. Just you. The November 14th Full Moon in Taurus allows you to bring a friendship to its conclusion. Keep it high side, your love of emotion can turn on you. Don’t wallow in toxic feelings, the high is never worth it. The New Moon in Sagittarius on the 29th finds an invigorating sea breeze perfecting your health and admin game, it’s a new start for your day to day routines. Remember, negative emotions always boomerang back on you and don’t declare any open enemies in November. Your November theme song is Warpaint’s Set Your Arms Down.

Leo/Rising: The new play is all about the union of Creativity and your Philosophy of Creativity. But, there is a thief afoot, an irritating undertow in the background distracting from the festivities. Keep your composure by staying flexible. A sparkly New Sagittarius Moon on the 29th in your house of fun brings a new romantic start, please make pleasure a priority as much as possible going forward.  A chapter of your public life comes to a close during the November 14th Full Moon in Taurus, people see you in a new light, make it a good one! I once heard someone say that there are no real problems in life except health problems–because those can topple the whole house of cards. Keep that in mind if things get weird with your cash karma this month, it’s chill but sometimes you gotta pay the piper. This may be that time. Your November theme song is True Widow’s Jackyl. 

Virgo/Rising: Transformation isn’t always what we want, but in 6 months, you will be so glad everything played out the way it did. You’re luckier with $ now than in the recent past, just be careful you don’t rack up any debt due to overconfidence. If there is a leit motif for November it’s let it go. Let go of everything. People, ideas, stuff–get rid of it. It’s the only way to ramp up to the new you which is desperately trying to come into being. Forget understanding everything, stay in action. The Full Moon in Taurus on the 14th clears your vision helping you see an old alliance for what it is, update your mental files accordingly! The New Moon in Sagittarius on November 29th is perfect to get a new start on your home life, practice optimism and that will keep you afloat while you adjust. Your path will be as easy as you are willing to make yourself an ally of the Change Gods. Your November theme song is Icona Pop’s I Love It.

Libra/Rising: Aries/Mars are the most common shadow areas in a chart. People just do not know what to do with their assertiveness or anger, and we have so few role models to help us out. Mars also controls the action, and I think you could use some right about now. Let’s get current, shall we?  The Full Moon in Taurus on the 14th says it’s the perfect time for closure if you’ve found you’ve made a religion out of someone or something. If it’s not happening now sweetie, it’s not happening, okay? I know that’s kinda harsh but it’s time to evolve. The New Moon in Sagittarius on the 29th brings a lot of energy to your ability to finally loosen that tongue of yours! There ya’ go, now doesn’t that feel better? Don’t waste your time on the undeserving who will cling to you as long as you keep passing out sweets. I only want the best for you, and you are just too pretty for some of the places you’ve been hanging out. Your November theme song is Fall Out Boy’s “A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More “Touch Me.”

Artwork from the cover of Owl Vision’s Kill em,’ Fuck ’em, Eat ’em

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